What’s that you say? Firefly’s 10th anniversary is coming up?

What I want:

 

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What I might be getting (and which has just been made available for pre-order):

“But it ain’t all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying’ is? Love. You can know all the math in the ‘Verse, but take a boat in the air you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she’s hurtin’ fore she keens. Makes her a home.” – Mal Reynolds

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The problem being that the former costs one hundred American dollars (I’m sorry: ninety-nine American dollars and ninety-nine American cents) and the latter, while a little pricey but not prohibitively so at $19.95, comes with a $9.60 shipping charge. And that just ain’t right. (For the record: I’m pretty sure that the $100 to-scale Serenity model is worth every penny. It’s just a lot of pennies).

I will say this though: Whether or not I decide to abuse my poor, post-bar mitzvah bank account for some sweet Firefly swag, I have a date marked (quite literally) on my calendar: November 11, the date of SyFy’s Firefly reunion special (“Browncoats Unite,” or some such) and day-long series marathon.

Do I own the series on DVD? Sure do. Could I stage a day-long series marathon all on my own if I wanted to? Sure could. But will it be better knowing that I’m watching with all the other Browncoats and awaiting the crown jewel that will be the special? Hell yeah! That will not only be shiny – it will be the shiniest. (No, I’m sorry. “The shiniest” would be: New episodes. “The second shiniest” would be: A second movie. Doing what I just described will be the third shiniest. Just so’s we’re clear).

Maybe I could dress like Zoe for the event!

I’m not sure I could carry off the look, though.

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I’m nice, but I’m no big damn hero.

 

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Firefly reunion special! Snoopy dance!!!

Ok, so there I was, writing the previous, incredibly depressing, post, when I learned the following:

Firefly is getting a shiny new TV special.

To celebrate the cult-favorite sci-fi drama’s 10th anniversary, Science Channel is shooting a new one-hour special chronicling the Firefly cast reunion at Comic-Con this week.

The special — titled Browncoats Unite — will include footage from Friday’s reunion panel, featuring several members of the original team including star Nathan Fillion and creator Joss Whedon. Plus, the cast is shooting an in-depth behind-the-scenes roundtable interview that will dive deeper into burning fan questions about the beloved series.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

(And me just sitting here in my “Also I can kill you with my brain” tshirt!)

Now, as my buddy Velveteen Rabbi points out, it would be better to get new episodes — “but in the absence of that, a reunion TV special will be shiny for sure.”

Very shiny indeed.

Also, I have a theory — one which I share not in order to invite your mockery but in the hopes of one day saying “I knew it!” as I weep with joy — that now that Joss Whedon has written and directed the biggest opening movie of all time, he will have the money to produce a sequel to Serenity, the Firefly movie (actually, I’m hoping for a prequel, because, well…. Call me, Alan Tudyk!).

And if you’re going to counter my hopes and dreams with the following Whedon quote about the Comic-Con reunion

Expect laughter, tears, faith-healing and Internet rumors about a sequel.

well, then, I will simply have to say lalala I can’t hear you.

But first, there will be the reunion special on Science Channel on November 11, and to that I say:

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firefly: In which I am, and remain, wholly bowled over.

Firefly characters, l-r: Jayne, River, Simon, Mal, Inara, Zoe, Wash, Kaylee, Shepherd

By one measure, I’m now about half-way through the pop culture phenom that is Firefly (as first referenced here). I’ve watched the pilot and all the episodes, aired and non-, in the correct, Joss Whedon-approved order, and last night saw the movie (Serenity). All rank among the finest televised/cinematic entertainment I’ve ever seen.

But (you ask, with justifiable confusion) if you’ve seen it all, Emily, how is it that you’re only half-way through? I’ll tell you how: Special features.

I’ve watched a few already (oh, Alan Tudyk, you were born to be Wash!), but many others remain to be seen, not to mention the commentaries — and if you know me at all, you know that I plan to watch it all.

So by another measure (sheer number of minutes spent on the couch), I may not have even made the half-way mark yet — let’s not forget: I did actually watch all (or nearly all — I lost track at a certain point) 45 hours of extra material on my Lord of the Rings DVDs.

Ahem. In for a penny, obsessive geeks, in for a pound!

So (you ask, again, justifiably) what the hell is so great about Firefly?

As you may imagine, I’ve been thinkin’ on that a spell. Hereunder, but a few of the reasons (in addition to the writing, acting, and directing, which: Obvs!):

  1. It’s actually silent in space. I know I said this over at anibundel’s place, but given that this is the first time I’ve ever heard — you know — nothing in space, it feels like a kindness on the part of Joss Whedon, and bears repeating. Because there’s no motherloving noise in space.
  2. The characters are people we’ve never met before (with the exception of Captain Mal Reynolds, who is the-handsome-loner-who-is-tortured-and-gruff-but-also-funny-and-moral — but Nathan Fillion plays the part so well, that his tortured handsome funny guy feels like someone you could actually meet someday). I think the real trick is that Whedon treated all of these characters as people, not devices with which to tell a story. The incredibly sweet and emotionally generous young woman who paints flowers over the door to her bunk is also a miracle-working mechanic who thinks sex is a terrific thing and couldn’t sound bawdy about it if she tried. The wise-cracking pilot who can near-enough thread a needle with his mad skillz (sigh, Wash…) is a bona-fide coward who envies his wife’s war stories. For but two examples.
  3. The women get punched. Stick with me here. The women in this world set 500 years in the future are as fully warrior (or non-) as the men, with the same training and ability to save themselves and their comrades (or not) — and while such a thing has occasionally been seen on film or television, it is always (almost always) one woman and one woman only, and that woman is highlighted in some way as to make clear that She Is Special. In Firefly, if a woman starts a fist-fight, she will be punched, no matter who she’s up against. And believe it or not, to me, that spells advancement — because it means women are taken seriously as genuine threats, not treated as delicate flowers.
  4. There are no knobbly-headed creatures. I say this with some care, because I am (after all) a Trekker through-and-through, not to mention the whole Star Wars thing, and both of those universes are positively riddled with the knobbly-headed (and furry, and green, and shape-shifting, and so on). But that’s just What You Do In Sci-Fi — there’s no real reason for it, other than that some of us like the notion that we’re not alone. Whedon managed to make a compelling sci-fi story in which hucksters are still trying to sell the human race on the notion that we’re not alone. Bottom line, the Firefly universe genuinely feels like a place in which we might all wind up in 500 years’ time, based entirely on the knowledge-base we now have, and the personality strengths and weaknesses that humans have always evinced.
  5. The ship looks like a piece of crap. I mean, I know they love it and all, but if you’re a motley crew of smugglers attempting to, essentially, duck the government you once fought for the rest of your lives? Your ship is gonna look beat up. And Serenity does.
  6. The ship’s name. Now, this is a piece of information I wouldn’t have if I hadn’t watched the deleted scenes, and it’s so crucial, that I have to count that as a black mark against Whedon (gasp!). The battle we see in the pilot’s first moments is a horrific one in which (we learn in the movie) some two-thirds of all combatants died — and it’s the battle that decided the war between the Alliance and the Browncoats, with whom Mal and Zoe fought. We learn at some point in the course of the series that this battle took place in Serenity Valley and that’s treated as significant — a possible sign that Mal hasn’t really made his peace with the fact that the Alliance won — but that’s it. In the deleted scene, though, Zoe talks about the battle’s gruesome details with newly acquired passenger Dr. Simon Tam, and as she leaves his room, he asks: “If that battle was so horrible, why did he name his ship after it?” Zoe looks at him for a second (bonus points, Whedon, for always allowing your characters to hold a look for a second or two!), then looks toward his feet and says “Once you’ve been in Serenity, you never leave. You just learn to live there.” And that, my friends – that is some deep shit.

There are, of course, failings as well. The biggest one (pointed out to me in the comments at anibundel’s) is that we’re meant to believe that the shared universal culture is essentially a mix of American and Chinese — to the extent that the characters all curse copiously in the latter — but there’s not a single Asian speaking role in the whole thing. Not.one. So, yeah, room for improvement there.

Perhaps one day, the stars will align, and Whedon will get a chance to address that enormous lacuna….

Sigh. One lives in hope. I think I recently detected a certain yes-iness to Whedon….