Fox News shocked – SHOCKED – by own failure to destroy President’s re-election chances.

So it turns out that endless attempts to lie, cheat and smear the First Kenyan in Chief into oblivion and/or a muslin madrassa have apparently been a tale of fail.

Fox n’ Friends don’t know how to take the news that Americans expect President Obama to be re-elected. Watch with me, won’t you?


Clearly, Gretchen Carlson, Steve Doocy, and The Guy Who Isn’t Steve Doocy have not been following the Chronicles of The Angry Black Lady.

h/t BuzzFeed

 Crossposted at Angry Black Lady Chronicles.



  1. taylor16

     /  December 11, 2011

    What a bunch of clowns. That’s … that’s all I’ve got.

    • Well, that’s pretty much the whole story. Dangerous clowns — like, you know, the clowns of horror movies and your worst nightmares — but clowns? You betcha.

  2. You know what’s really staggering? That any of the three of them have a job in television. Because when you listen to the pedantic maunderings that issue from their ignorant gobs, you are left with the indelible impression that during the night, while you were asleep, forces in the universe wrenched your reality into another quantum state, where idiocy is a virtue and reason the realm of the pariah.

    • This is completely OT, but:

      WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A WRITING JOB? Good lord I love your way about the English language, man.

      • Aw, shucks. That’s a good question. Right now, with Oprah’s Life Class on in the background and no current job prospects, I may have to make a strong attempt at finding one.

  3. Peeves me endlessly that this is considered ‘news.’

    It’s not; it’s opinion.

    And the regular audience’s grip on the distinction has long since let go.

  4. I’m reduced to childhood taunts in their general direction. But that’s about the level of discourse they comprehend, so at least they’ll get the message.

  5. It seems that the recent poll that shows Fox News viewers are less informed on almost any subject is not limited to only its viewers. LOL

  6. Chris

     /  December 11, 2011

    And they call themselves Fair and Balanced.

  7. ExpatJK

     /  December 12, 2011

    hahaha! “Oh that’s the wrong poll….I’m stunned!” I’m with Nefarious Newt – the biggest stunner is that these three are gainfully employed on TV.

    I’ll be forwarding this to my husband, who once upon a time used to watch Fox news semi regularly in the mistaken belief that it was a US comedy channel (he is from NZ)…you know, kind of like the Daily Show but mean-spirited. I’m sure he will enjoy this hilarious clip!

  8. BJonghegrid

     /  December 12, 2011

    Thank you for watching so I don’t have to.

    • Oh – hahahahahahahahaha! You crack me up, you do. Me? Watch Fox? Good gravy, neverever.

      No, I let BuzzFeed tell me about stuff like this. That’s what they and TPM are for. (Did you note that ExpatJK‘s husband used to watch Fox thinking it was mean-spirited comedy…? Oh, it’s funny – because it should be true!)

  9. I would like to attend Muslin Madrassa For the Advancement of Air-Cooled Clothing /ducks

  10. Did you notice the “911 registered voters” on the header. Subliminal much?

  11. ExpatJK

     /  December 14, 2011

    Yes, it was very funny/sad. Plus it left him with a LOT of explaining to do when meeting my liberal friends – he quickly learnt that talking about his Fox viewing habits was not the best conversation starter. Ah, kiwi innocence…