Good stuff: No, really – BACK OFF THE CORN.

No, Teddy the porcupine will *not* share. And stop asking!


OMG, the noises! Especially the “take that!” at the very end! OMG!

You’re welcome.



  1. ZOMG!1!!!1

  2. corkingiron

     /  November 28, 2011

    Many years ago (why do all my comments start this way?) I lived on a farm. My first dog “Nat” was a black lab/collie cross – who was pretty bright, except when it came to porcupines. He seemed determined; “I’ll get that porcupine this time!”. I had him to the vet’s five times in his life to have quills removed – up to 55 in one incident!
    And these didn’t count the near misses where he had three or four quills protruding from his nose – then I’d spread the tines of a hayfork and pin him to the ground with it, then use a pair of visegrips to extract them.
    I loved that dog – but when it came to porcupines, he was as dumb as a sack full of hammers.

  3. Ash Can

     /  November 28, 2011