Good – nay – AWESOME Stuff: “Good evening, my… FELLOW… Americans.”

I love our President. That is all.

No, wait — I’m sorry. That is not all.

Addendum: THIS is how you deal with an asswipe like Donald fucking Trump.



  1. OK, that was pretty damn cool.


      Actually, if it weren’t for all the slicing n’ dicing of asshats, -clowns, and -wipes, my favorite moment would totes be the exchange with FLOTUS.

      POTUS: “We made a terrific team at the Easter Egg Roll this week.” Michelle: “Yes we did” (with that spouse smile). POTUS: “I’d give bags of candy to the kids – she’d snatch them right back out of their little hands….heh heh….Snatched ‘em!”

  2. I’m only three minutes in and it’s already true love! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks for posting this. Seriously. I’m so grateful when folks turn aggravation to humor and remind me (a) that’s not only possible but (b) also healthier for the heart.

  3. …why did that video remind me of those damn collages they show at high school reunions…?

  4. Lise

     /  May 1, 2011

    My heart feels better. Thanks so much for posting this. I’m glad he explained the Lion King clip to the Fox News table.

    • HAHAHAHahahahahaha! I know, me too! “You can call Disney. They have the long form.”

      • The Fox faces they would flash too did not look like they were enjoying the joke :P.

  5. Bob Toy

     /  May 2, 2011

    I hope you also saw Seth Meyers’ intro monologue. I’ve never seen his stand-up work; but I do love his Weekend Update monologues–and this was a 20-minute long WU piece on steroids. The Donald may have had a smile frozen on his face while thaking it in the shorts from the Big O; but earlier, when Meyers was hammering him, he was glaring. All I can say is, the President had the perfect warm-up act…