Good stuff: Alternative transportation.

As @Chicagoist tweeted earlier today (yes, I now get all my news of the world beyond the confines of my skull from Twitter. What’s your point?): You look like you could use a video of a dog riding a turtle.

(It’s actually a tortoise, but I’m not going to let that get between Chicagoist and me. And you shouldn’t either — Chicagoist is a pretty sweet little Chicago-centric blog. And fun tweets, too!)