Because I love you.
Although I do hasten to add that the following (while so funny that it may cause you to literally weep with laughter) IS NSFW. Not safe for work, not safe for parents-in-law, not safe for small children (depending on the rules about language in your house), probably not safe for watching on a handheld device on public transport. But that’s up to you.
PS I <3 Hal Sparks. That is all.