Too much work! Not enough time to think! So I bring you this, for it is delightful:

As is so often the case, I found this bit of delight over to the Boing Boing, where Cory Doctrow sez: “I love that they have a redshirt version (for expendable babies!).” The onesie — available in command gold, science yellow blue [sheesh!], and operations red — can be purchased through ThinkGeek, which cautions that, if you buy the red, you “might want to keep a short leash on this one.” Indeed!
(ThinkGeek, by the way, is also the home of the “Self Rescuing Princess” tee, the “Hello My Name is Inigo Montoya” tee, and the “meh.” tee. Just in time for the holidays!).